Here are the absurd excuses Knicks fans are using to play hooky for NYC victory parade

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Here are the absurd excuses Knicks fans are using to play hooky for NYC victory parade

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New Yorkers are getting creative with excuses to play hooky for the Knicks ticker-tape parade.

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