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  • • Microsoft failed to patch a zero-day vulnerability in on-prem SharePoint.

  • • A satirical headline from The Register uses transit phrasing to mock tech failures.

  • • The actual issue involves ongoing security risks despite software updates.
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Microsoft's security measures failed to prevent active attacks on SharePoint systems. The article uses humor to highlight the absurdity of tech companies failing to secure basic infrastructure.

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The failure of these digital systems reflects the inherent fallibility and corruption of man-made institutions. Relying on secular technology for stability is a fool's errand when human error is guaranteed. We must prioritize God's unchanging truth over the shifting and unreliable tools of modern tech giants.

Implications
Dependence on centralized digital infrastructure makes society vulnerable to chaos and manipulation. As these systems fail, the stability required for traditional family life and community order is threatened.

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