A cloud engineer walked into a bar and – no joke – ended up having to migrate a datacenter

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Published Sep 2, 2026 • 12:00 PM

A cloud engineer walked into a bar and – no joke – ended up having to migrate a datacenter

The budget was minimal, FedEx was the bottleneck, and DNS was of course the source of trouble

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