BOFH: Oh no! The CMS ate 500 pages of corporate documentation

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  • • A satirical column titled BOFH describes a Content Management System destroying 500 pages of corporate data.

  • • The piece mocks enterprise IT culture and management incompetence.

  • • The incident is a fictional lampoon of overengineered digital workflows.

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The Bastard Operator From Hell is a long running series by Simon Travaglia that satirizes the absurdity of corporate technology environments. It highlights the disconnect between management'

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