Sleep score court is in session
The short version
- Just look at the circles under her eyes.
- The novelty Pride and Prejudice T-shirt and Muji sweatpants that pass for pajamas.
- The unkempt, banana clip hairstyle that says "I really did wake up like this." But she's doing her best.
- And that's why she deserves this court's time and attention, to correct the injustice of last night's sleep score.
- To be clear, my client thinks the sleep score assigned by her Pixel Watch is generally fair.
The story
Your honor,
We all know that the woman who sits before you is tired. Just look at the circles under her eyes. The novelty Pride and Prejudice T-shirt and Muji sweatpants that pass for pajamas. The unkempt, banana clip hairstyle that says "I really did wake up like this." But she's doing her best. And that's why she deserves this court's time and attention, to correct the injustice of last night's sleep score.
To be clear, my client thinks the sleep score assigned by her Pixel Watch is generally fair. Should she go to bed before 10:30PM most nights? Sure. Dinging points for a late-night Instagram scrolling session is reasonable. She's rece …
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